Top 10 White People Tweets (February 10, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Cheish @TheCheish Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn't Miss 'Get Off That Computer' Years 1994 to 2006
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  • 02
    Text - Ricky Gervais @rickygervais "I can't wait to hear all your inspirational speeches about equality, and it's great that the 3 hours you're here tonight is the only time your badly paid migrant house staff will get some time off to sleep this week" VBTheWise O @VBTheWise 5h Question for @rickygervais Jf you were hosting the Oscars tonight, what's your first best joke?
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  • 03
    Text - 1 75% po00 AT&T ? 10:17 AM Tweet 17 You Retweeted Hippo @InternetHippo What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea 4/6/15, 11:54 AM 9,522 RETWEETS 16K LIKES
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  • 04
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading amazon reviews for birdseed.
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  • 05
    Face - so my 14 year old brother responded to my snapchat story.. what randy RANDY You look like the 27 year old substitute teacher that doesn't know how to make class quiet
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  • 06
    Text - Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella You do not have "chaotic energy," you are a 30-something with mild boundary issues
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  • 07
    Text - Chase @chaselyons Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Florida 14:14 · 08/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone 26.7K Retweets 171K Likes
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  • 08
    Text - David ‮ yensiR @David_Risney A second great reason to not eat uranium Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASa... 2d Show this thread how many calories in uranium ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING VIDEOS MA 20 billion calories A gram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories. Dec 20, 2015
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  • 09
    Text - Diedrich Bader O @bader_diedrich Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked "you didn't make this your wife's Christmas present right?" "No" "Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man" 5:55 PM · 26 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Chris @NachosSoSpicy Imagine looking a doctor who spent years in med school and many more years practicing medicine deadass in the eye and telling him he doesn't know what he's talking about because McKeighleigh from Facebook said that elderberry essential oil works better than Tamiflu
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